Friday, August 14, 2026

X Men 97





 X Men the animated series was great, it was a cluster of story telling but it somehow worked for the X Men. X Men 97 provided fan service and felt s tad forced being aimed at adults, but structurally it was all the same. The second season is all that but it is a tighter season. Is their fan service? Hell yes, and we loved it. The third episode of the season was 100 percent that and it was the best episode for me. Was it forced? Not really. Was it a cluster? Yes but as always it works itself out at the end. This season had deaths, and ones that show the show. It had heel turns that felt important. It played with time in one of the best and most Marvel ways. Now just time travel to 2027.....or not just stay in 97, I'll still watch.

Thursday, July 30, 2026

Spider Man Brand New Day

 



Spider Man Brand New Day is the Spider Man film I have waited 25 years for. There are spoilers here so warning true believers. I feel the Raimi trilogy(well first 2) truly captured awe. Andrew Garfield captured Peter Parker. Tom Holland has been growing, his Spidey was younger and naive in the larger MCU. Here he has grown and matured. After the events of the last chapter he is now a loner that saves the city. Holland nails it here and injects alot of heart. He has become my favorite Parker. The plot while contrived at the start makes sense at the end and holy fuck is it a ride. Birth of the atom, the mutants walk among us finally. Heels and faces are shades of grey......and it gives this film so many layers. MJ and Ned are part of the heart of this film and the end even pulls the heart strings. This might be right below the 3 Guardians and the last 2 Avengers films as my favorite in the MCU and if not it is neck and neck with No Way Home. This is easily the best of the Spidey films since I would say since Spider Man 2. I am now ready for Doomsday. 

Match of July






 Lyra vs Bayley: SNME

Faces of Death

 



Faces of Death was something of legend growing up. I was the horror kid that had all the cool shit like Dawn of the Dead, The Evil Dead, and Phantasm. But there were kids that had heard of Faces. No one really saw it, I didn't until my teens after Lime Wiring it. I have the collection...not a huge fan but I didn't pass up on buying it. I rematched it recently and it certainly sounds like a movie......and now we get a remake....or a meta sequel.....or a film that knows of the original. Whatever the case the concept is great, a killer reenacts the kills from Faces and leaks em online. A girl that works for a Meta/YouTube esque site flags the videos and suspects these are real. Her horror loving roomie owns the original VHS. The paths of Meta Girl. ..I mean train girl, and the killer shall cross. Only problem is the cops and doctors in this are incompetent and should be fired. It is too easy for people not to believe her and for him to keep getting away, but her it happened to Dahmer. Other issue is our lead, she is annoying and honestly quite idiotic. For a girl that works online she doesn't seem to have a clue. I will say Dacre Montgomery steals the show though. I didn't hate it, I didn't like, I simply faced death. 

Friday, July 24, 2026

My Private Hell

 


I love Nicolas Winding Refn, Drive is probably on my top 30 of all time. With the exception of Only God Forgives I have enjoyed all of his films. Her Private Hell is the film I wished Only God Forgives was. Don't get me wrong, this film is a disaster but it is a beautiful disaster. It looks gorgeous and is scored amazingly and the acting oozes camp but the plot is a fever dream of a cluster but I admired it. It is incoherent and spotty and not much makes sense but it feels purely Refn, this is him unhinged after a decade away. 

Thursday, July 23, 2026

Exit 8

 



I am not sure if it is my favorite horror film of 2026, or if it even the best but Exit 8 is a close contender for both. This would play perfectly with the Backrooms, it's another anxiety fueled film about being lost in hallways.....and once again through the anxiety I found it relaxing. I have always loved hallways, I kinda even enjoy getting lost ....is it a kink? Eh but it's enjoyable all the same. The film, based on a video game that I found out you can purchase for 3.99 is now streaming on Shudder and I hope people buzz over this. The horror community is but it hasn't reached Backrooms and Obsession levels for the masses, which I actually don't mind. But the acting, the sets, yes sets in this mainly one set film are amazing. You begin to care for characters. You want the film to end to get out of this platform but you want to keep going because they play it so well cinematically. 2026 is the year for horror and this might be the champion ......now how many more times can I say that the remainder of the year ?

Sunday, July 19, 2026

Spider Noir

 



When Into the Spiderverse came out in 2018 I loved it, and Nic Cage stole the show as Spider Man noir. Now we have the live action Amazon series, and it is wonderful. I love most Marvel and DC films but I will admit many are copy and paste, cookie cutter films, here we get a fresh take. Ben Reilly is a character that is not squeaky clean, in fact he is kinda dirty but cmon, it's noir so of course he is. His friends bribe and head to skid row, the villains chew the scenery. The action is full on pulp, the camera angles and lighting are gorgeous. This feels at home with Batman 89 and Sin City with the aesthetic and I want more of it.