Faces of Death

 

Faces of Death was something of legend growing up. I was the horror kid that had all the cool shit like Dawn of the Dead, The Evil Dead, and Phantasm. But there were kids that had heard of Faces. No one really saw it, I didn't until my teens after Lime Wiring it. I have the collection...not a huge fan but I didn't pass up on buying it. I rematched it recently and it certainly sounds like a movie......and now we get a remake....or a meta sequel.....or a film that knows of the original. Whatever the case the concept is great, a killer reenacts the kills from Faces and leaks em online. A girl that works for a Meta/YouTube esque site flags the videos and suspects these are real. Her horror loving roomie owns the original VHS. The paths of Meta Girl. ..I mean train girl, and the killer shall cross. Only problem is the cops and doctors in this are incompetent and should be fired. It is too easy for people not to believe her and for him to keep getting away, but her it happened to Dahmer. Other issue is our lead, she is annoying and honestly quite idiotic. For a girl that works online she doesn't seem to have a clue. I will say Dacre Montgomery steals the show though. I didn't hate it, I didn't like, I simply faced death. 

My Private Hell

 

I love Nicolas Winding Refn, Drive is probably on my top 30 of all time. With the exception of Only God Forgives I have enjoyed all of his films. Her Private Hell is the film I wished Only God Forgives was. Don't get me wrong, this film is a disaster but it is a beautiful disaster. It looks gorgeous and is scored amazingly and the acting oozes camp but the plot is a fever dream of a cluster but I admired it. It is incoherent and spotty and not much makes sense but it feels purely Refn, this is him unhinged after a decade away. 

Exit 8

 

I am not sure if it is my favorite horror film of 2026, or if it even the best but Exit 8 is a close contender for both. This would play perfectly with the Backrooms, it's another anxiety fueled film about being lost in hallways.....and once again through the anxiety I found it relaxing. I have always loved hallways, I kinda even enjoy getting lost ....is it a kink? Eh but it's enjoyable all the same. The film, based on a video game that I found out you can purchase for 3.99 is now streaming on Shudder and I hope people buzz over this. The horror community is but it hasn't reached Backrooms and Obsession levels for the masses, which I actually don't mind. But the acting, the sets, yes sets in this mainly one set film are amazing. You begin to care for characters. You want the film to end to get out of this platform but you want to keep going because they play it so well cinematically. 2026 is the year for horror and this might be the champion ......now how many more times can I say that the remainder of the year ?

Spider Noir

 

When Into the Spiderverse came out in 2018 I loved it, and Nic Cage stole the show as Spider Man noir. Now we have the live action Amazon series, and it is wonderful. I love most Marvel and DC films but I will admit many are copy and paste, cookie cutter films, here we get a fresh take. Ben Reilly is a character that is not squeaky clean, in fact he is kinda dirty but cmon, it's noir so of course he is. His friends bribe and head to skid row, the villains chew the scenery. The action is full on pulp, the camera angles and lighting are gorgeous. This feels at home with Batman 89 and Sin City with the aesthetic and I want more of it. 

Evil Dead Burn

 Evil Dead is one of my favorite franchises. My favorite of which is The Evil Dead, the og. It is more pure horror and I love the low budget nature. I also love the sequels, I enjoyed Rise. Now with me preferring a more horror tone, Burn has to be something I loved right? Well I liked it, it's well crafted but it lacks fun. The original while more horror and serious still had an aura of fun to it. This here was brutal for brutal sake, very edge lord at times. Now the gore is impressive and there are some great kills, it just felt generic. Perhaps if it wasn't an Evil Dead film I might have dug it more. Alas the curse of a horror franchise. Oh well, bring on more of em.....just don't over saturate the market.

Return to Silent Hill

 I am not a massive fan of the Silent Hill game series. I appreciate it but it has never been one for me to dive into. I enjoy it but i dig the look more than the game, I feel that way about the movies too. I dug both of the other Silent Hill films, they are far from perfect, but they have a nightmarish vibe to them, Return to Silent Hill is no different. It too has a great aesthetic and look but the plot is everywhere, but to be honest i kind of liked it that way, it made things a bit more disorienting and added to the overall vibe. 

Match of June

 Sami Zayn vs Cody Rhodes vs Gunther.