Verotika

 For years i've been stoked for Verotika. Glenn Danzig directing a horror anthology? Sign me up! Then i read the reviews, they were abysmal but some developed a cult following out of it. So will this be The Room? I love so bad they're good movies but this was just bad. A friend of mine watched this the same time i did and we were texting about how god awful it was. This is not a film to watch with friends, this isn't a fun film. The Room, Plan 9, Troll 2, they all are shit but they have charm and are quotable. This feels like a screener, a bottom of the barrel, scrape by the bare minimum,  porn level acting with out the sex, but with sex, piece of shit. Each tale begins and ends oddly, transitions between scenes is awkward, the acting is horrendous, the make up and effects might be some of the worst ever put to film and the sex scenes and "sensual" aspects are far from sensual or sexy. This is one of the worst films ever and not in a good way. Glenn, stick to music.