The Retirement Plan

I need to retire from watching every modern Nic Cage film. I love him, his work lately with stuff like Mandy and Pig have been great but then we get stuff like The Retirement Plan. It feels like a 00s straight to video film, and has a cast that feels right at home. I was expecting The Beach Bum meets John Wick, instead we got a convoluted and boring actioner and in film hypes itself up as a form of Rambo, Ram no!