Sunday, August 18, 2019

Zombie Tidal Wave




We lived through six anual Sharknados, now Syfy, Ian Ziering & Anthony C Ferrante have re teamed for Zombie Tidal Wave, hoping it is the next tentpole project. That is is not, while it isn't unwatchable, it feels lackluster and it feels forced. Granted the Sharknado series could feel forced at times, it still knew exactly what it was. This however feels like if it wasn't on Syfy, and didn't have Ziering & Ferrante attached that it would be a run of the mill straight to video zombie flick.

Saturday, August 17, 2019

Glow Season 3



I don't know if GLOW Season 3 is the best overall season, i think 2 might still hold that spot, but S3 does now have my favorite episode in the series with episode 5. This season had the most character growth but the least amount of wrestling centric storylines. The Vegas setting worked perfectly and the finale left so many options for season 4.

Friday, August 16, 2019

Good Boys



Good Boys is one of the raunchiest yet heart felt films in some time, it is also one of the funniest films in a long time. All three of the lead actors are fucking great as is the supporting cast. There were lines of dialogue being missed and drowned out by audience laughter. Alot of comedies can still be great on a second viewing but they wont be as funny, this one here very well could be if only to hear lines that were missed the first time. Easily the best comedy of the year thus far.

Thursday, August 15, 2019

47 Meters Down Uncaged



47 Meters Down was not a good film but it was a dumb film, it was so dumb that is was fun. 47 Meters Down: Uncaged, a in name sequel is also not a good film. Much like the first, it too is also dumb but this one isn't very fun, as it never allows itself to be fun. It is a rather boring and repetitive shark flick. I've said it before and i'll say it again, SyFy might be bad but atleast their flicks know what they are. It's bad when SyFy's CGI looks like James Cameron effects compared to this.

Saturday, August 10, 2019

The Sword of Trust



Not only is this a wrestling heavy weekend with various events and GLOW season 3, but it is also GLOW's Mark Maron weekend too as i finally saw The Sword of Trust. This is an easy watch, fast paced, funny, great chemistry. The plot is basically what if you found a sword that proved the south won the war, then all these white supremacist want it. When it is funny it is funny, but when it is serious it knows how to build up tension.

Thursday, August 8, 2019

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark



So as a kid i obviously loved horror, most of the shit i watch now i watched back then. I used to read alot of horror books but honestly as a teen i didn't read em as much and shifted more towards books about sex & drugs and all that shit, as well as books on filmmaking and wrestling autobiographies. Few horror books stayed with me, but Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is one i remember digging alot but honestly i haven't read in close to 20 years. The film's trailer didn't do much for me but neither did IT back in 2017 and that is my favorite film of the decade. This is no IT, but fuck a duck,  this is a fun ass horror flick. This is everything i didn't know i needed right now. Likable outcast kids but in the 60s as opposed to the 80s, some Hammer/Universal inspired sets, an overall love of the genre plastered all over, a brief halloween setting. You can tell it was made with heart & passion.

Saturday, August 3, 2019

Match of July




1. Dynasty vs Harts: MLW Fusion
2. Okada vs Ospreay: G1
3. Briscoes vs Guerillas of Destiny: ROH  Manhattan Mayhem
4. Oney Lorcan vs Daivari: 205 Live 
5. Street Profits vs Oney Lorcan & Danny Burch: NXT Tag title: NXT
6. Matt Riddle vs Drew Gulak: Evolve 
7. Chad Gable vs Jack Galagher: 205 Live
8. Drew Gulak vs Swerve: 205 Live
9. Kushida vs Apollo Crewes: NXT
10.Archer vs Ospreay: G1
11.Alexandre Wolfe vs Jordan Devline: NXT UK
12.Roderick Strong vs Tyler Breeze: NXT
13.ZSJ vs Ospreay: G1
14.Walter vs Trent Seven :UK Title: NXT UK
15.Okada vs Kenta: G1
16.Kenta vs Archer: G1
17.Okada vs Archer : G1
18.Cole vs Tozawa: Evolve 10 Year
19.Ibushi vs Ospreay:G1
20.Ospreay vs Sanada:G1
21.Ishii vs Cobb: G1
22.Mox vs Ishii: G1
23.Mox vs Taichi G1
24.Juice vs Takagi: G1 
25.Fatu vs Lawlor: MLW Title: Fusion
26.Kenta vs Ibushi: G1
27..Tanahashi vs Archer: G1
28.Kenta vs Tanahashi: G1 
29.ZSJ vs Fale: G1
30. Juice vs Ishii: G1