Friday, January 28, 2022

Boris Karloff: The Man Behind the Monster




 Boris Karloff: The Man Behind the Monster is one of the better produced films docs in recent years. Shudder has been on a roll with docs and this one is the best. It is faster paced, has a digestible length and has talking heads that aren't being pompous on the subject but celebrating it! 

Sunday, January 23, 2022

Scream 5




 The fifth Scream film might be my favorite since the original. I love the entire series so it is hard to rank em but it is less flawed than 2 & 3. Sometimes the meta horror rules can be a bit long in tooth but here it is meta referencing how meta it is. There is alot to love about the discussion of "elevated horror" such as Hereditary and toxic fans such as Star Wars but at the core this is just a fun slasher and as usual the dialogue & characters are almost as good as the kills. Like usual it is quite hard to discuss Scream without spoilers but it is familiar territory all while adding some new twists.  I love Radio Silence and am happy they got to direct this. If they come back for the sixth or they wind up sticking to original material i will be pleased, i just want more Scream films from directors i trust! 

Friday, January 21, 2022

The Last Thing Mary Saw




 The Last Thing Mary Saw certainly has some nightmarish imagery and a haunting atmosphere but it is quite dull. The acting is actually good especially for a supernatural Shudder film, especially from Rory Culkin but it feels like it wants to be a Netflix series as opposed to a feature film. 

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Archive 81




 Archive 81 is great, it feels like a faster paced Mike Flanagan series. The fact James Wan was attached is what made me want to check it out, and it involving VHS gave me extra incentive. Mamoudou Athie plays a guy restoring some tapes from 94 when he discovers a connection to himself, a cult and different dimensions. It gets pretty weird the more the story progresses and feels like a more focused Richard Kelly film at times. It looks great and has great acting and characters but it feels like a story that honestly could have been told as a film instead of a series. The wraps up most of the plot while not answering all the questions, and sets up a possible season 2 perfectly.

Sunday, January 16, 2022

Woodlands Dark & Days Bewitched: A History of Folk Horror




 Woodlands is a well assembled and intelligent documentary. It dives into folk horror and the lore of the various tales. Everything is great in it, my only complaint is it is not very interesting. For three hours i wish it had some more engaging talking heads. It seems like faux intellectuals that assume everything needs context, depth and commentary. Horror can just be horror, film can just be film. 

Saturday, January 8, 2022

The Tender Bar




 George Clooney might have done his best work with The Tender Bar. We get two eras of a coming of age story, the 70s with a debut performance of Daniel Ranieri, 80s with the always great Tye Sheridan, all while narrated by Ron Livingston. Ben Affleck does his best acting in years here and you truly feel the love he has for his nephew(played by the aforementioned actors). A great soundtrack and supporting cast or likable misfits carries this quick paced Amazon film. I only wish it was getting more award buzz.  

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Tragedy of Macbeth




 The Tragedy of Macbeth was the last film of 2021 that I NEEDED to see. I love the Coen Bros, and even though this is just Joel, i still needed it. Had he not directed i wouldn't have cared, Shakespeare has never been my thing. The film is gorgeous, one of his(their) best looking films, and it is also one of their(his) weirdest. That is the good....the bad....i was bored beyond belief and nearly fell asleep. The dialogue alone lost me but besides that the plot was just all over the place. Hopefully when the Brothers reunite that it is a true return to form. 

Favorite Films of the Year



*EDIT* I had Pig on the list but i added the Tender Bar 

Last Night in Soho

The Suicide Squad

Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Spider Man No Way Home 

Halloween Kills 

Candyman

Cruella

Licorice Pizza 

The French Dispatch

Nobody 

Snyder Cut

The Harder They Fall

Black Widow 

Slumber Party Massacre

Boss Level

Free Guy

Wrong Turn 

Seance 

Don't Look Up 

Willys Wonderland

Vicious Fun

Green Knight

The Guilty 

Resident Evil

Quiet Place 2

Mortal Kombat

The Matrix Resurrections  

Godzilla vs Kong

Batman Soul of the Dragon

Army of the Dead/Army of Thieves 

Boy Behind the Door/Djinn 

Vacation Friends

Werewolves Within

Maligant

The Tender Bar

Fear Street Part 1/Fear Street Part 2/Fear Street Part 3

Annette 

Silent Night 

Jakob's Wife 

Those Who Wish Me Dead 

Psycho Goreman  

Superhost

F9

Fried Barry 

Escape Room 2

Bad Trip 

No Time to Die

No Sudden Move 

Boys From County Hell  

Amusement Park 


Monday, January 3, 2022

TV Show of the Year






Ted Lasso

Cobra Kai 

Chucky

Resident Alien

Mare of Easttown

Brand New Cherry Flavor

The Simpsons

Heels  

Hawkeye

Falcon & the Winter Soldier 

Lucifer  

Loki

F Is For Family 

It's Always Sunny 

Curb Your Enthusiasm 

Sunday, January 2, 2022

Match of the Year




 Ilja Dragunov vs Walter: Takeover 35: NXT UK Title 

Kay Lee Ray vs Meiko Sotmura: NXT UK Womens Title(March)

Kyle O'Reilly vs Adam Cole: Takeover Stand & Deliver

Roman Reigns vs Edge vs Daniel Bryan: Universal Title: Wrestlemania 

Finn Balor vs Pete Dunne: St Vengeance Day: NXT Title 

Flash Morgan Webster and Mark Andrews vs Eddie Dennis and Primate: NXT UK(Feb)

Shane Taylor vs Kenny King: ROH Final Battle: Fight Without Honor

Karrion Kross vs Finn Balor: NXT Tile: Stand & Deliver 

Santos Escobar vs Jordan Devlin: Cruiserweight Title: Stand & Deliver 

Bianca Belair vs Sasha Banks: Womens Title: Wrestlemania

Kenny Omega vs Bryan Danielson: AEW Dynamite 

Hangman Page vs Bryan Danielson: Winter is Coming: AEW Title 

Jonathan Gresham vs Brody King: ROH Honor For All 

Jonathan Gresham vs  Jay Lethal; Final Battle: ROH Title 

Tyler Bate vs A-Kid: NXT UK Heritage Cup(May)

Jordan Devlin vs Trent Seven: NXT UK: Cruiserweight Title 

Josh Woods vs Jonathan Gresham: ROH Death Before Dishonor: Pure Title 

Lucha Bros vs Young Bucks: All Out: AEW Tag Titles 

CM Punk vs Darby Allin: All Out 

Deonna Purrazzo vs Mellina: NWA Empowerrr: NWA Womens Title 

Karrion Kross vs Kyle O'Reily vs Adam Cole vs Pete Dunne vs Johnny Gargano: NXT Takeover In Your House: NXT Title 

Kyle O'Reilly vs Adam Cole: Takeover 35: 2 Out of 3 Falls 

CM Punk vs Eddie Kingston: AEW Full Gear 

Bryan Danielson vs Miro: Full Gear 

Jonathan Gresham vs Rhett Titus: ROH Glory By Honor: Pure Title 

Ilija Dragunov vs Sam Gradwell: NXT UK(March)

Jonathan Gresham vs Dak Drapper: ROH Anniversary Show: Pure Title 

Ilja Dragunov vs A Kid: NXT UK Title(October) 

Briscoes vs OGK: Final Battle: ROH Tag Titles 

Vincent vs Matt Taven: Glory by Honor: Cage Match 


Saturday, January 1, 2022

Demonic




 Neil Blomkamp is an odd director for me. I was underwhelmed by District 9 but i rewatched on DVD but it also left me feeling underwhelmed. Elysium got alot of hate but i enjoyed it, i rewatched it years later and it held up. Chappie was alright but rewatching it was a chore. Demonic is the least Blomkamp film he has made, it looks lower budget, lacks his style, has a totally different tone and honestly feels like a Shudder film. I love low budget but this felt cheap, i get changing your style & tone but this felt like a film from a hack, and love Blomkamp or not he is far from it, i love Shudder  but i have seen films on there that are trash that feel on this level. It is not unwatchable but i feel i will forget about it in a few days. 

2022 Most Anticipated Films




Clerks 3 

Halloween Ends 

The Batman 

Nope(Jordan Peele) 

Evil Dead Rise 

Scream 5 

DCEU Offerings: The Flash/Aquaman & The Lost Kingdom/Black Adam

MCU Offerings: Thor: Love & Thunder/Doctor Strange: Multiverse of Madness/Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Into the Spiderverse 2

Jurassic World Dominion 

Mission Impossible 7

Hellraiser

Knives Out 2 

Prey(Predator) 

Everything Everywhere All At Once(From the Daniels, the directors of Swiss Army Man)

Death on the Nile(Sequel to Murder on the Orient Express)  

Samaritan(Julius Avery, the director of Overlord)

Dual(Riley Stearns, the director of Art of Self Defense) 

The Black Phone(Scott Derrickson) 

Crimes of the Future(David Cronenberg's return to horror) 

Match of December




Shane Taylor vs Kenny King: Fight With Out Honor: Final Battle  

Hangman Page vs Bryan Danielson: AEW Title: Winter is Coming

Jonathan Gresham vs  Jay Lethal: ROH Title: Final Battle 

Briscoes vs The Kingdom: ROH Tag titles: Final Battle 

Team 2.0 vs Team Black & Gold: War Games

Josh Woods vs Brian Johnson: Pure Title: Final Battle 

Violence Unlimited vs the Foundation: Final Battle

The Righteous vs STP: ROH Six Man Titles: Final Battle  

PJ Black, Flip Gordon, The Bouncers, Cheeseburger vs LSG, Sledge, Max the Impaler, Flamita, Will Ferrara: Final Battle 

Moustache Mountain vs Pretty Deadly: NXT UK Tag Titles 

 Dragunov vs Rampage Brown: NXT UK Title 

Meiko Satomura vs Xia Brookside: NXT UK Womens Title

Dragon Lee vs Rey Horus: Final Battle 

Gresham vs Dragon Lee: Road to Final Battle  

Creed Bros vs Jacket Time 205 Live 

The Trip




 The Trip went under my radar, i was reading up on 2022 films and saw Tommy Wirkola had a new film, i have really only enjoyed Dead Snow 2 but figured i would check out the Trip. It is pretty stylish for a Netflix movie but much like most Wirkola films it drags quite a bit. I wish this, and most of his work was as badass and bonkers as Dead Snow 2 was. The plot for this sounded insane but the final product felt tame.