Saturday, March 8, 2025

Queen of the Ring

         


Like most wrestling bio pics, Queen of the Ribg takes liberties, but much like the current batch of wrestling films, it's pretty fucking great.  The story unravels perfectly and is even more telling for today's world, the acting is great,  the cameos are fun and the film seems to truly come from the heart.  

Friday, March 7, 2025

Mickey 17




 I love Bong Joo Ho, hos work is magnificent. I. 2014 he crafted his masterpiece in Snowpiercer, a Sci fi film wrapped in pulp. Now he tried to recreate 6hst with Mickey 17. Here there are things to admire, beautiful shots, a couple of chuckles(not as many as the audience let you believe with their non stop laughter), some heartfelt moments,  Steven Yeun chewing scenery and a great performance by Roberrt Patinson,the best portion though were the aliens, great ark and design. The rest of the film....not so much. The plot had great ideas but the story was boring,  the dialogue was cringey, Mark Ruffalo while I respect the take on Trump, was too over the top, distracting and made me tune out whenever he was on. It was overly long and dragged many times. I will still tell people to check it out for it's weirdness but for me this was a chore. 

Tuesday, March 4, 2025

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man




 Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man  is a fun show. It takes place in an alternate MCU, so it is different enough with adding familiarity. The episodes have wit and humor along with some great animated action. It's not a kiddie show, it isn't an adult show, it's just a well rounded comic book series. 

Sunday, February 23, 2025

Section 31

 

There are alot of films fans will call the worst Star Trek movie. For some it is the Motion Picture, which I liked the artsy take on. For some it is Nemesis which I liked the take on aswell. Many say the new trilogy. Which while not pure still feels like Trek. Section 31 gets my vote. Michelle Yeoh does some solid acting with the terrible script and dialogue that pauses for comedy more than the mcu. The action is choppy, the plot feels very made for Netflix. It ws content for contents sake and truly went as bad as no Trek has gone before. 

Friday, February 21, 2025

The Monkey

 


Osgood Perkins finally won me over with Longlegs, his follow up, The Monkey is totally different then the rest of his work and it is refreshing to see. Here he embraces full insanity and crafts a bonkers and deranged tale. The story is to be desired but the acting is solid, but what truly carries this film is the kills. There are some gnarly moments and that is key in the Monkey. 

Monday, February 17, 2025

Cobra Kai

 



The Karate Kid is great, the sequels were fun but did we need a TV series based on it? No but this would be fun fiction became one of the best, most heart felt, over the top, and fun series of all time. Every season had great acting, characters and emotion, every season  had fantastic fights, build ups and blow offs. Every season got more over the top too, but here it works wonders. The final season had more of the same, inner fighting, heels and face turns, but it set characters off on their final angles. Moments pull heart strings, some bring things full circle and the finale is the cherry on top. The show embraced cheese and the finale went all in for the first half,  then giving us more heart and farewells that tied up our main cast and gave a glimpse to their future. 

Friday, February 14, 2025

Captain America Brave New World

 


With the troubles production, Captain America: Brave New World was said to almost be unreleasable. The trailers came and went and it felt like it was coming with no fan fare. Upon seeing it, it does take a lil while to get going and there are some unintentionally cringey moments but after the plot finally gets going it turns into a fun flick to shut your mind off to. It's a bit convoluted but don't take it seriously, it's a fun ride. MCU scaled back on the jokes this time and focused on action, and it worked. There is a lot of groundwork between this and the next Avengers so it's interesting to see how we get there. 

Saturday, February 8, 2025

Heart Eyes




 Along with the X trilogy,  Heart Eyes is breathing fresh life into theatrical slashers. Unlike X which is more Italian and exploitation driven, Heart Eyes is more 80s...or dare I say 90s esque. Where as Josh Rubens did anti romance with Scare Me, this one he flips the script and goes full on romcom at times in a brilliant way. Speaking of script Christopher Landon's finger prints are all over this and in a great way. The cast is having fun, the gore is great and a mew Halloween mask has been created. 

Friday, February 7, 2025

Love Hurts




 Love Hurts is dumb fun. The plot is convoluted,  the acting is solid, the jokes usually fall flat, but there are a few winners, and the action is pretty damn good. Is it deserving of all the hate? Hell no. Is it perfect? Hell no. It feels like a flick from 07-12, and usually I don't care for those as they feel soulless but this one packed some inspiration of martial arts and blaxploitation.  

Tuesday, February 4, 2025

Match of Jan




Punk vs Seth

 Roman vs Solo 

Penta vs Gable

Rhea vs Liv 

Santana vs Alexander 

Creature Commandos




 Creature Commandos is the lunch of James Gunn's DC, well soft launch....hard launch? Peacemaker & Blue Beetle have elements that will carry over but this is the legit first portion, as for a campy cartoon it is quite fun & action packed but as far as the grand DC goes, this almost feels like a more pulpy sub label. I don't really see this canon and the upcoming Superman being in the same universe, yet they are and i am excited to see the connections. 

Friday, January 31, 2025

Companion




Companion is a totally welcome surprise. The trailer looked interesting but it honestly and smartly leaves alot out. Go into this blind and have a delightful time. A witty plot with social commentary, solid acting, and gnarly kills, January is definitely  no longer a dump month. 

Sunday, January 26, 2025

Presence




Modern Steven Soderbergh might be the best yet. Unsane, Kimi, and now Presence. Presence is a stripped down take on ghost films and has some creative ideas mixed in. Small cast, short run time, this is Soderbergh once again experimenting. 

Friday, January 17, 2025

Wolf Man

               

Wolf Man might not have nards but it is fine. After Invisible Man I expected more from this but Leigh Whannell still adds in a bit of a vision even if these moments made little sense. The pacing was the main issue, it's not quite a slow burn as much as it feels odd. The acting is pretty damn good as you really feel the connection of father and daughter here, other than that it feels like a generic werewolf flick. 

Thursday, January 2, 2025

Favorite Films of 2024




Maxxxine

Late Night With the Devil

Abigail 

The 4:30 Movie

Y2K

The Substance 

Saturday Night 

Wicked 

Heretic

Big Shark(it's awful)

Lisa Frankenstein 

Quiet Place Day One

Civil War

Blink Twice

A Complete Unknown 

I Saw the TV Glow

Fall Guy 

Nosferatu 

Furiosa 

Joker 2

Deadpool and Wolverine

Yule Log 2

Slay

If

Longlegs

Top albums of 2024





I would have included Scene Queen on my top albums of the year but it was mainly stuff from previous EPs. 

The Cure

Dog Party

Delilah Bon

Packs

Destroy Boys

Amyl & the Sniffers

Poppy

Mandy

La Luz

Ashnikko

King Hannah

Rain On Fridays

Vial

Oozes

Bnny

Drahla 

Mijo

Molly Lewis

Sophie Hunter

Billie Eilish

ThelmA

Ministry 

Bat For Lashes

Surfajjetes

Pearl Jam

Melvins

The Last Dinner Party

Dying Wish 

Waxahathee

The Warning

David Lynch

Jessica Pratt

Of Montreal

Plush

Sprints

Green Day

Static X 

Zombi

Nick Cave

Ace Frehley



Match of the Year




Cody Rhodes vs Roman Reigns. WWE Title: WrestleMania 

Punk vs Drew McIntyre Hell In A Cell Bad Blood 

Sami Zayn vs Gunther: IC Title: WrestleMania

Cody Rhodes vs AJ Styles: WWE Title: Backlash

Josh Alexander vs Will Ospreay: Impact 


Sonic 3




Sonic 3 was alot of fun, is it peak cinema? No but it wasn't meant to be. I still prefer the first but this was an improvement over the second one with good teases for the future of the series.