Tuesday, January 31, 2023

Missing




 Searching was a refreshing take on the found footage genre. A sequel was questionable but much like the first, albeit contrived  it knows how to be tense and multilayered. A likable lead and some fun twists to tie it in to the first one it ups the digital age and shows how fucked we all are with life being connected yet how that very vice can save us. 

Sunday, January 29, 2023

You People




 You People starts off sweet & charming, albeit a tad smug but then it gets dull and the satire winds up being a parody. What could have shown a sequences of mishaps becomes annoying parents being rude and narrow minded to each other. No one seems to be understanding and the humor misses most beats. I was excited for this as i enjoy Jonah Hill as a writer and i have enjoyed most of Kenya Barris' screenplays so i expected a wittier script and more provocative film. Instead the film felt very 00s, just with better political undertones, but still ends in a very formulaic & contrived way. 

Tuesday, January 24, 2023

When You're Finished Saving the World




 When You're Finished Saving the World is the directorial debut of Jesse Eisenberg and it feels very Jesse Eisenberg. It feels smug and tries to shine a light when the mirror should actually be pointing at one's self. The lead characters are unlikable smug, pretentious, narcissistic twats that we must endure for 90 minutes. But they are designed that way, the other characters that are shown in positive light are also not likable even though the leads put them on pedestals.  I guess the film finally gets interesting in the final 5 minutes, all it took was Julian Moore dealing with a surrogate son(or husband?) to make her appreciate her son, and all it took was Finn Wolfhard dealing with a love interest that had strong political ideas for him to appreciate his mom. Maybe they'll become better people? Maybe but the film wont ever be any better. 

Thursday, January 19, 2023

That 90s Show




 Being 11 years old when That 70s Show came out connected with me in a big way. As i entered my teens i was watching these characters leave high school. It ended the year i graduated. It was less about the decade and more about the characters, and the same can be said for That 90s Show. Sure there are some 90s things here and there but it is once again character driven. It is not particularly funny but damn is it addictive. Now i want a season 2 as it left you wanting to see what happens next. 

Sorry About the Demon




 Emily Hagins impressed alot of us with Pathogen, a film she made when she was 12. Her follow up My Sucky Teen Romance was perfect for that of an 18 year old. Grow Up Tony Philips went under the radar but might be her best work. In the years since she has dabbled in anthology movies and Netflix but now she is back to feature horror with Shudder's Sorry About the Demon. It is a fun yet clunky film with an enjoyable cast and a good spin on the tired possession formula. 

Friday, January 13, 2023

Sick




 Kevin Williamson uses some Scream tropes but adds a 2020 twist in his latest script, Sick. The is a tense slasher that shines a light on just how crazy shit was during the pandemic. We get Scream's anonymous calls, its twists and its motives all just with a post Covid twist. With this and M3gan along with a sixth  Scream this year is off to a good start in the slasher genre. 

Thursday, January 12, 2023

M3gan




 M3gan kind of looked like your basic January release. It looked decent but forgettable. The film, while funnier than expected...it packs great dark humor, still lacks in story. It is super slow and the kills all happened in the trailer, except one. I wish it would have gone full R, not that R is needed but here it was sniffing around that rating anyhow, should have just gone all the way. 

Sunday, January 8, 2023

Tulsa King




 Tulsa King is probably my favorite Taylor Sheridan project since Sicario. These characters have depth, arcs and time to develop, both main and minor, Sylvester Stallone may have been screwed out of an Oscar in 2016 but he deserves an Emmy for this. The action scenes are tense and have incredible builds, it is sort of a coming of age story for crime. With new rivalries and the way S1 ended, it sets up soem interesting dynamics for all involved for the next season. 

Thursday, January 5, 2023

Favorite Film of 2022




Clerks 3

X

Christmas Bloody Christmas

Barbarian 

Nope 

Empire of Light 

The BLack Phone

Bullet Train 

The Batman

Everything Everywhere All At Once 

Babylon

Glass Onion

Jurassic World

Halloween Ends

Multiverse of Madness

Beavis & Butthead 

Violent Night  

Blood Relatives

Bones & All 

Out There Halloween Mega Tape 

Yule Log 

Scream 5

Wakanda Forever

The Menu

 On The Count of Three  

Kimi

Weird  

White Noise 

Thor 

Revealer

Studio 666

Samaritan

Vengeance

Emergency

Spirit Halloween 

Day Shift 

Chip N Dale 

Metal Lords

Fresh

My Best Friend's Exorcism 

Men

Hellraiser

Three Thousand Years of Longing 

The Adam Project 

The Whale 

Dog

Watcher 

Prey  

Mad God 

Apollo 10 1/2

Spiderhead

Black Adam

Tuesday, January 3, 2023

Decision to Leave




Park Chan Wook is a master craftsman. He always knocks it out with the characters and makes his story telling gripping. His latest, Decision to Leave, has quite a bit of pacing issues, could have trimmed maybe 30 minutes, but it feels like his De Palma film follow up to his last De Palma film, Parasite. Totally different films but they would work well as a double bill. I am quite shocked how under the radar this one flew considering how well received Parasite was. I caught it on Mubi, which you can currently get $1 for 3 months, loaded with indie & foreign gems! 

Monday, January 2, 2023

Match of December




Briscoes vs FTR: ROH Tag Titles: Dog Collar Match: Final Battle 

Gunther vs Ricochet: Intercontinental Title: Smack Down

Iron Survivor Mens: Deadline

Josh Alexander vs Mike Bailey: Impact World Title 

Acclaimed vs FTR: AEW Tag titles: Dynamite 

 

Sunday, January 1, 2023

Match of 2022




FTR vs Briscoes: ROH Tag Titles: Supercard  of Honor

FTR vs Briscoes: ROH Tag Titles: Death Before Dishonor 

Roman vs Drew McIntyre: WWE Title: Clash at the Castle 

Gunther vs Sheamus: Intercontinental Title: Clash at the Castle 

Bianca BelAir vs Becky Lynch: Raw Womens Title: WrestleMania

Cody Rhodes vs Seth Rollins: WrestleMania 

Pat McAfee vs Austin Theory: WrestleMania

Mens War Games: Survivor Series 

AJ Style vs Finn Balor: Survivor Series 

Briscoes vs FTR: ROH Tag Titles: Dog Collar Match: Final Battle



Gunther vs Ricochet 

Josh Alexander vs Mike Bailey 

Womens War Games: Survivor Series 





Usos vs New Day: Tag Titles: Smackdown 

Ilja Dragunov vs Jordan Devlin. NXT UK Title 

Alex Shelley vs Chris Sabin: Impact 

Ilja Dragunov vs Wolfgang: NXT UK Title

 Usos vs Brawling Brutes: Tag Titles: Crown Jewel


 Usos vs Street Profits: WWE Tag Titles: MITB

Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar: WWE Title: SummerSlam

Brawling Brutes vs Imperium: Extreme Rules  

 Gunther vs Sheamus: IC Title: Smackdown 

Damage Control vs BIanca, Asuka, Alexa: Clash at the Castle 

Tyler Bate vs Trent Seven: NXT UK Title 

Seth Rollins Vs Matt Riddle: Clash at the Castle 


Finn Balor vs Edge: I Quit Match: Extreme Rules  

Johnny Gargano vs Austin Theory: Raw 

Jordan Devlin vs Ilija Dragunov: NXT 

Iron Survivor Mens 

Acclaimed vs FTR

Theory vs Ziggler 

Lashley vs AJ 

 Drew vs KO 

Bianca vs Becky vs Asuka:Womens Title: Hell in a Cell 

Blood & Guts

Cody vs Seth: Hell in a Cell 

Sabin vs Kaz: Impact 

Ospreay vs Dax: Dynamite 

FTR vs Young Bucks: ROH Tag Titles: Dynamite  

Jay White vs Alex Shelley: Sacrifice 

Briscoes vs Violent By Design: Under Siege 

Honor No More vs Bullet Club: Under Siege 

 PCO vs Jonah: Impact 

RKBro vs Alpha Academy vs Seth/KO: Raw Tag Titles: Raw 

Briscoes vs OGK: NWA Powerrr

Deonna Purrazzo vs Chelsea Green: ROH Title: Sacrifice  

Noam Dar vs Joe Coffey: Heritage Cup: NXT UK 

 Hangman Page vs Bryan Danielson: AEW Title: Dynamite 

Ilja Dragunov vs Jordan Devlin: NXT UK Title  

Sammy Guevara vs Cody Rhodes: TNT Tile: Ladder Match 

Walter vs Roderick Strong: NXT 2.0

Walter vs Nathan Frasier: NXT UK 

Womens EC: Elimination Chamber


White Noise




 In recent years Noah Baumbach has gone a bit more serious with his films and eased up on some quirk, with White Noise not only does he bring in the quirk, he also goes fully unhinged. This is by far is weirdest film and so much of it feels random but inherently Noah at the same time. His work with Wes Anderson really rubs off here and what starts off Spielbergian, quicky unravels as he injects some Kubrickian shots, Hitchcockian elements, Lynchian touches and even a hint of Refn. This feels like a few stories meshed together and at times feels more like performance art than a motion picture and by time the film reaches its climax we are in yet another genre. I want Baumbach to continue making films this bonkers in the future! 

Favorite Albums of 2022




Of Montreal 

Pixies

Wet Leg 

Flogging Molly

Muse 

Dream Widow

Ghost

Gayle

Daisy the Great

Poppy

Deadcross

Willow

Kirk Hammett

 Dropkick Murphys 

Lamb of God 

Papa Roach 

Drowning Pool

Eddie Vedder 

Coheed & Camdbrera 

Death Cab For Cutie 

Ozzy 

Bush

RHCP

M.I.A. 

Primus

Maya Hawke 

Yeah Yeah Yeahs 

Jack White(Fear)/Jack White(Heaven)

Cypress Hill 

NOFX

Animal Collective 

 Tears for Fears 

Bowling for Soup

Gwar  

Korn

Megadeth

Weezer/Weezer/Weezer/Weezer

Anvil

Def Leppard

Ramstein 

Jewel

Imagine Dragons

MGK