Tuesday, May 23, 2023

Fast X




 I don't know what the fuck the Fast & the Furious franchise has become. They are dumb but mindless fun, even if they don't make any sense, if events from previous films don't matter and the plots are contrived and essentially random derivative scenes that string along like a random stream of consciousness. Remember when these were about stealing DVD players? Now we have Jason Momoa playing a coked up version of Seth Rollins that somehow feels like Caesar Romero's Joker. Seriously i didn't hate the film but Momoa is the Sam Rockwell from Iron Man 2, the showstealer that saves the film. Can't wait for Momoa to die in Fast X 2 Part 2 Vol 2 Chapter 2 only to come back as a babyface in Faster 11 Cat Kill Kill. 

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