Ready Player One

Steven Spielberg used to make films that left you in awe. That isn't to say films like the Post aren't great, but it just isn't the Spielberg of old. What about stuff like The BFG? Well i wasn't a fan, well what about Tin Tin? Okay, yes it as a fun flick, but it did not leave me aweing. You want to know what did? Ready Player One! Is it a CGI fest? Yeah, but accept it. Is it daunting trying to find the easter eggs? A little, but i had fun doing it. Isn't this just a nerdy masturbatory flick? Yes it is. Isn't he whole nerd chic fan a little passee in this day & age? Sure is, but you have a master like Spielberg at the helm! Does he stroke his own dick? He sure as fuck does! This film has a ragtag group of fun characters including Oliva Cooke, style up the ass, Olivia Cooke, a great soundtrack, Olivia Cooke, Olivia Cooke being a badass, Olivia Cooke being adorable, Olivia Cooke's avatar being a badass, her avatar being hot, and it is just an all around fun flick! Do you like car chases? This film has it! Do you like horror? This film has it! Do you like kaiju battles? This film has it, and does it better that Pacific Rim could imagine. It has one of the best placed fucks of all time, and spoiler, it involves Chucky! Speaking of Chucky, let's talk horror! My horror hard on was cumming blood, elevators worth of blood for the Shinning scene. My buddy said he could feel my boner over that scene, i was laughing, geeking, clapping, humming. Oh and this film has a great "death" scene that pays tribute to a certain machine. This is easily my favorite Spielberg flick since Catch Me if You Can, but it is the most Spielbergish Spielberg film since the Lost World. I can't wait to see this again!