Friday, March 18, 2016

Pee Wee's Big Holiday



There is no reason why this movie should have been made, but it was, there is no reason why this movie should have been as awesome as it was, but this fucking movie ROCKED! I was lughing my ass off the entire time, it was fun, refreshing, a road movie with characters you meet and when they pop back up is means something. Paul Reubens does not age, sure there is make up but the dude looks spot on as he did 30 years ago. There is nothing pretentious about this, it is just a dumb fun, funny, road flick, best Pee Wee since the first one!

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Fuller House




Perhaps i shouldn't be the one to speak my mind on this show, i grew up with the original but i don't hold it fondly, it was full of stupid humor, cliches, stereotypes and white picket morals, but none the less it is charming as all hell. The highly self aware sequel series is the original but gender swapped but it is full of best of moments from the original, and cameos galore. As stupid, and yes, it is STUPID, as this show is, you can't help but smile, even if you are shaking your head, rolling your eyes and face palming. When there is a legit funny joke(while still stupid, but hey, i like stupid jokes) it is pretty damn funny! Oh and Stephanie is hot!


Friday, March 11, 2016

10 Cloverfield Lane



So in 2007 we got a mysterious trailer for an untitled film that was found footage and the Statue of Liberty was destroyed, that film wound up being Cloverfield and it is highly underrated. Talks of a sequel were tossed around and many assumed Super 8 would tie in some how, it didn't but 8 years after Cloverfield comes the "sequel" 10 Cloverfield Lane. No one knew about this, the trailer dropped like 2 months ago and shocked everyone, and for my money one of the best trailers in recent memory. I loved the film, it starts off very Hitchcockian with suspense and a few Kubrick esque shots, before being ran off the road(literally) and the next 20 minutes is creepy, full of dark humor and feels like a modern exploitation film. John Goodman is AMAZING in it, he is multi layered and down right scary at times. he pulls off the psycho menace perfectly. Mary Elizabeth Winstead is as hot as ever and fits nicely into the "final girl" role(is she a final girl? Can you call her that? Well i am). When shit hits the fan the mood changed, the paranoia is strong and that shit just sets off a string of events that speak on human survival. The aliens, oh shut up, it is Cloverfield, you knew there would be aliens, remind me of the assblasters from the Tremors series, the end felt a little bit like Super 8, only without the mutual respect, and the final shot is a classic JJ move on not answering questions.

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

It's Always Sunny Season 10



It's Always Sunny has always been one of the most dependable go to shows on TV, and this season above all the rest might be the best& funniest yet. The characters upped their desirability factor and added heart. The episode at the ski resort might be the funniest episode in the shows history, and    the Being Frank edition might be the shows best ever. The finale was a bit out of Seinfeld(though alot of the show is) and i hope it continues maybe not for another 10 years, but i think it could go on!

Man Seeking Woman season 2



The first season was a gem, it went under the radar for the most part. It's combination or surrealism mixed with brutal honesty struck a chord with folks. This show is pure fantasy yet at the same time has such an emotional pull of truth that you can't help but but laugh, think, and cringe sometimes at the same time. It is awkward as fuck, can be super creepy plus the show has smarts, the wit oozes from the show, and this season spoke high truths, "nice guys" "friend zones" "dibs" all this stuff that can be thrown out the window, as it should, hit the pavement and settle into a goo that shimmers a reflection of society, a society that could learn alot, just from watching this show, you want commentary on issues, watch this show, it speaks for modern society! Plus it is full of nerdy shit, demons, monsters, inside jokes, robots, what is not to love?


Saturday, March 5, 2016

Emilie



So Emilie is a film getting alot of hype, luckily it isn't overhype, cause i enjoyed this flick. It is creepy, legit creepy, and the star, Sarah Bolger is hot as fuck! It escalates, simple things like breaking the rules turn to killing animals real fast, this isn't an innocent film by any means. THe end felt a tad rushed & cliched, especially the "escape/revenge" portion. All in all, i am glad the horror version of Home Alone with the Sitter was a creepy film, the film i wanted it to be,